Friday, April 30, 2004
Men
"He's a bigger yente than the women."
"If it's bashert, it's bashert. If it's bashert, he can move to hutzeplutz."
"Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. Ugly too. Crazy and ugly."
"If it's bashert, it's bashert. If it's bashert, he can move to hutzeplutz."
"Everyone looked at him like he was crazy. Ugly too. Crazy and ugly."
Friday, April 23, 2004
You Can Be a Winner in the Game of Life
From Elana:
"I told them, 'Elana, get a boyfriend!'"
"Cut loose in New York!"
"Your old bubbie will teach you a game. You have to lay low and let him come to you. It works with everything."
"Like my Greek Fat Wedding?"
"I never thought I'd be where I'd be today, and I don't mean the condo."
"I told them, 'Elana, get a boyfriend!'"
"Cut loose in New York!"
"Your old bubbie will teach you a game. You have to lay low and let him come to you. It works with everything."
"Like my Greek Fat Wedding?"
"I never thought I'd be where I'd be today, and I don't mean the condo."
Friday, April 16, 2004
Young and Cute
From Elana:
"I didn't know where look, honey. Everyone looked cute."
"It's better to be hip than to be an old biddy. I don't like old biddies."
"I didn't know where look, honey. Everyone looked cute."
"It's better to be hip than to be an old biddy. I don't like old biddies."
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Birthday Madness
From Elana:
"Honey...to a 150...no that's too much."
"I only want you to take the funny words. Not the whole sentences."
"Honey...to a 150...no that's too much."
"I only want you to take the funny words. Not the whole sentences."
Saturday, March 20, 2004
Shul Shenanigans
From Mindy:
"Stop talking, or he's going to have the fits." (When Uncle Rob was on the bima and Rachel and I were talking.)
"Stop talking, or he's going to have the fits." (When Uncle Rob was on the bima and Rachel and I were talking.)
Friday, March 19, 2004
Party Central
From Elana:
"I want you to dance. Let yourself go a little."
"The future is not ours to see."
Bubbie: "They asked about you. They want to come to a chusuna. You know what a chusuna is?"
Elana: "Yeah, a wedding."
Bubbie: "They only want to come to yours."
"When you go to your birthday and have a drink of wine or whatever you like, I want you to really let it...have a good time."
"You can't translate it, it's so good."
"I want you to dance. Let yourself go a little."
"The future is not ours to see."
Bubbie: "They asked about you. They want to come to a chusuna. You know what a chusuna is?"
Elana: "Yeah, a wedding."
Bubbie: "They only want to come to yours."
"When you go to your birthday and have a drink of wine or whatever you like, I want you to really let it...have a good time."
"You can't translate it, it's so good."
Friday, March 12, 2004
"Honey, you get it?"
From Elana:
"I can't tell you apart. I'm not in my head."
"So they can tear you apart. You have the whole week." (On my being home for Pesach and being able to go back and forth between houses)
"Whatever. As the kids say all the time. Whaaatever."
"She's got an aristocratic beauty. She's not a hot-fly-by-night. Just like you." On Sofia Coppola. I'm like Sofia Coppola?
"I can't tell you apart. I'm not in my head."
"So they can tear you apart. You have the whole week." (On my being home for Pesach and being able to go back and forth between houses)
"Whatever. As the kids say all the time. Whaaatever."
"She's got an aristocratic beauty. She's not a hot-fly-by-night. Just like you." On Sofia Coppola. I'm like Sofia Coppola?
